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Dec 2017
Vol 14 No 4
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Santa’s Reindeer Gender Questioned

By Teachers.Net News Desk
 

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in
the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa ‘s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to
Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women
would be able to drag an overweight man in a red velvet suit
all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Submitted by Bill “Santa” Page

 

 



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